the land that Feng Shui forgot

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released October 15, 2012

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Track Name: a barbie and ken thing
André, I don't know what to say
What would a wild woman want
with a wonky wooden wheel
a wonky wheel's got
sex appeal
Its a Zen thing

André, I don't know what to say
She's home in the zone
Cilla Black silicone
Hair dry-blown
Its a Barbie and Ken thing

Black backstage nines
Junkie pink photography
She's a sexy McQueen
Hair-pinned leopard skin
Head-shot eyes
Ethiopia trash
Haute couture
All the front-row purr

André, I don't know what to say
Dressed like a Klingon
A starlet's head-shot
The superstar's there
They're everywhere
Its a bling thing

André, I don't know what to say
Backstage I-Ching
Anorexic bitches
Cocaine parties
Its a Barbie and Ken thing

Black backstage nines
Junkie pink photography
She's a sexy McQueen
Hair-pinned leopard skin
Head-shot eyes
Ethiopia trash
Haute couture
All the front-row purr

Its a Zen thing
Its a bling thing
Its a Barbie and Ken thing
Track Name: gigglebox
Tiptoe Turtletoise
Little Gigglebox
Bubble Wrapped Hiccups
Jelly Baby Socks
Monster Mash Pinky Moo Moo Man
Titchy Horsey
Skippy Jumpy Jelly Baby
Giggle While Fluffy Wiggles
Wiggle While Fluffy Giggles
Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks Off

You are Bubble Wrapped A Gigglebox
Bubble Wrapped

Fizzy Fuzzy Face
Little Gigglebox
Candy Floss Clown Feet
Jelly Baby Socks
Good Baddy Goody Teddy Bear
Titchy Horsey
Flutterflies Buttering By
Giggle while Fluffy Wiggles
Wiggle While Fluffy Giggles
Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks Off

We are Bubble Wrapped Giggleboxed
Bubble Wrapped

Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks off
Track Name: pine needle crushed velvet ice (on the moor)
On the moor we kissed
and kissed again
Amongst the shifting sea
of gorse and clouds
Powered by the standing stones
Fire-flies begin to glow
The dying sun leaves
her silver crossed ruby and gold

On the moor we kissed
and kissed again
Amongst a tumbling tide
of hurt and loss
under the spell of the night
Our desires take flight
Under the spell of
Pine needle crushed velvet ice
Fire textured in light
Naked fire-stone Kings

She's a glimmering windswept tapestry
Arm in arm
Weaving spells of love
beneath the singing tree
Arm in Arm

On the moor we kissed
and kissed again
As her tears turned the stars
to streams of light
Under the wind's whispered spell
This whole world can go to Hell

Under the spell of
Pine needle crushed velvet ice
Fire textured in light
Naked fire stone Kings

She's a glimmering windswept tapestry
Arm in arm
Weaving spells of love
beneath the singing tree
Arm in arm
Radiating love as love is all we need
Arm in arm

And we kissed and kissed
and kissed again

Arm in arm
Track Name: the A-side zone
Every night when my Pappy got drunk
He kicked me right out of my bunk
He said sun, you've got no spunk
That's when I left for the a-side funk.

The A-side Zone
The A-side Zone
Grooving it up in the A-side Zone
Watch the drunk monk funk
in his jail-house bunk
to the A-side Zone

It all happened
when the monkey got stoned
Jumped off a tree
and picked up a bone
Boom!
He's sitting on a jungle throne
Grooving it up in the A-side Zone

The A-side Zone
The A-side Zone
Grooving it up in the A-side Zone
Watch the drunk monk funk
in his jail-house bunk
A-side Zone

Dream light from the A-side
Deep inside your third eye

It all happened
when King-Kong died
It opened up Lily's third-eye
And then she read
my fucking mind
She said
“who the hell
are the Double A-side?”

The A-side Zone
The A-side Zone
Grooving it up in the A-side Zone
Watch the drunk monk funk
in his jail-house bunk
to the A-side Zone

Dream light from the A-side
Track Name: buzz
Buzz Buzz Buzz... Buzz

Bees
flowers and the trees
live a life of ease
doing what they please

Butterflies
they're soaring through the skies
They're always in disguise
You can't believe your eyes

Going hour to hour
from flower to flower

Fish
people take the piss
But there's one trick we've missed
They're in a state of bliss

Chimpanzees
they're swinging through the trees
Bananas are free
Breakfast, lunch and tea

Don't stop swinging
and crying and climbing
and swimming and loving
and giving and living


We're living in a strange world
(Hour to hour from flower to flower)
We're living in a strange world
(Hour to hour from flower to flower)

Don't stop swinging
and crying and climbing
and swimming and loving
and giving and living

Don't stop swinging
and flying and climbing
and swimming and loving
and giving and living
Track Name: elevator
Floor 1

In came the sun with a silhouette
Her image formed with a cigarette

Floor 2

Emeralds and gold
Let me sweep you off your feet
Let the good times roll
Want to take you to
the penthouse suite

Elevator
(Party on the roof tonight)
I'll see you later
(Party on the roof tonight)
I came up from the street
(In the ultra-violet light)
I'm heading for
the penthouse suite
(Party on the roof tonight)

Party on the roof tonight
Ooh ooooh!
There's a God damn party
on the roof tonight!
Party on the roof tonight
Ooh ooooh!
(Elevate elevate elevate elevate)

Floor 3

Silk lingerie
satin pour mon chérie
Silver and sapphire
Peut-être non, peut-être oui

Floor 4

Pink chiffon vision
Sequin sparkles and light
Tell your feather boa
Party's on the roof tonight

Elevator
(Party on the roof tonight)
I'll see you later
(Party on the roof tonight)
I came up from the street
(In the ultra-violet light)
I'm heading for
the penthouse suite
(Party on the roof tonight)

Floor 107 – No!
Track Name: golden shit
Underbelly of old Delhi
Where they eat monkey brains
with manuka honey
Down an alley dimly lit
Your fate is sealed
by a sleeping beauty's kiss

Put the juice of a thousand carrots
and the song of a
thousand parrots
in your bowler hat in Paris

Everybody needs a Golden Shit

Smuggled in from
Cuba in a tuba
By a U2 roadie
Merck cocaine and fat cigars
Fat cigars

Down a mole hole
Lost the plot
That psychological genius' water's hot
Archaeology of the mind's eye
The more you dig
the more you find

Me and Mark
made this nice joke up
Its the first one we ever made ever:
I knew a man
who once shat solid gold
so its told
he ate twenty-four carrots.

Everybody needs a Golden Shit
Track Name: love will keep us all together
Tricks with my brain

Even though the light is playing
tricks with my brain
I've got to keep it all together

And now the DJ's got me
just where he wants me
And who am I to complain

Love
Love
Love will keep us all together

Even though the light is playing
tricks with my brain
I've got to keep it all together

And now the DJ's got me
just where he wants me
And who am I to complain

Tricks with my brain

Love
Love
Love will keep us all together
Track Name: rock along sweetheart
Rock along sweetheart
Real gone in the boutique
Rolling on through the day
Hanging out with the speed freaks

Apple tea sha la la

Early morning in the caravan
Vibing with the Rastafarians

Cherry Die-hard
So post uncool
Cherry Die-hard
She's pre old-school

Rock along sweetheart
Making friends in the laundrette
Spinning round and around
Cigarette after cigarette

She spent hours in the graveyard
to work things out
and calm her mind
Watched an iridescent beetle
fly high

Apple Tea Sha la la

She saw monkeys in the catacombs
See-saw junkies going up and down

Cherry Die-Hard
So post uncool
Cherry Die-hard
She's pre old-school

Down upon her hands and knees
Open hearted memories
praying to the Gods of Bling

Kho ve ma ti va ra da
na man ga la di je ye

Rock along sweetheart
You know that we love you
Track Name: the grave of charlie chaplin
Cobbled streets and syphilis
Clowns are out
on the town now
They're taking off their noses
and pulled their trousers down

Cobbled streets

They're playing with knives now
and juggling with fire
Old Coco-Clown is jumping up
and jumping down and all around

And they're weeping
at the grave now of Charlie Chaplin
In the lime-light we're tap-dancing
And it only goes to show you know
No matter what you say and do
you can't change the way
the dice come tumbling down

And its easy come and easy go
You sit right back and watch the show
you can't change the way
the dice come tumbling down
And they're weeping
at the grave now of Charlie Chaplin

Pac-man's packed his bags and gone
Passed his throne to Pokemon
Said goodbye to Donkey-Kong
In the jungle righting wrong
While people called Dennis
play virtual tennis
Old Coco-Clown is jumping up
and jumping down and all around

And they're weeping
at the grave now of Charlie Chaplin
In the lime-light we're tap-dancing
And it only goes to show you know
No matter what you say and do
you can't change the way
the dice come tumbling down

And its easy come and easy go
You sit right back and watch the show
you can't change the way
the dice come tumbling down
Track Name: uncle joe's gigglebox
Tiptoe Turtletoise
Little Gigglebox
Bubble Wrapped Hiccups
Jelly Baby Socks
Monster Mash Pinky Moo Moo Man
Titchy Horsey
Skippy Jumpy Jelly Baby
Giggle While Fluffy Wiggles
Wiggle While Fluffy Giggles
Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks Off

You are Bubble Wrapped A Gigglebox
Bubble Wrapped

Fizzy Fuzzy Face
Little Gigglebox
Candy Floss Clown Feet
Jelly Baby Socks
Good Baddy Goody Teddy Bear
Titchy Horsey
Flutterflies Buttering By
Giggle while Fluffy Wiggles
Wiggle While Fluffy Giggles
Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks Off

We are Bubble Wrapped Giggleboxed
Bubble Wrapped

Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks off

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