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the land that Feng Shui forgot

by the Double A-side

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1.
André, I don't know what to say What would a wild woman want with a wonky wooden wheel a wonky wheel's got sex appeal Its a Zen thing André, I don't know what to say She's home in the zone Cilla Black silicone Hair dry-blown Its a Barbie and Ken thing Black backstage nines Junkie pink photography She's a sexy McQueen Hair-pinned leopard skin Head-shot eyes Ethiopia trash Haute couture All the front-row purr André, I don't know what to say Dressed like a Klingon A starlet's head-shot The superstar's there They're everywhere Its a bling thing André, I don't know what to say Backstage I-Ching Anorexic bitches Cocaine parties Its a Barbie and Ken thing Black backstage nines Junkie pink photography She's a sexy McQueen Hair-pinned leopard skin Head-shot eyes Ethiopia trash Haute couture All the front-row purr Its a Zen thing Its a bling thing Its a Barbie and Ken thing
2.
gigglebox 02:01
Tiptoe Turtletoise Little Gigglebox Bubble Wrapped Hiccups Jelly Baby Socks Monster Mash Pinky Moo Moo Man Titchy Horsey Skippy Jumpy Jelly Baby Giggle While Fluffy Wiggles Wiggle While Fluffy Giggles Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks Off You are Bubble Wrapped A Gigglebox Bubble Wrapped Fizzy Fuzzy Face Little Gigglebox Candy Floss Clown Feet Jelly Baby Socks Good Baddy Goody Teddy Bear Titchy Horsey Flutterflies Buttering By Giggle while Fluffy Wiggles Wiggle While Fluffy Giggles Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks Off We are Bubble Wrapped Giggleboxed Bubble Wrapped Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks off
3.
On the moor we kissed and kissed again Amongst the shifting sea of gorse and clouds Powered by the standing stones Fire-flies begin to glow The dying sun leaves her silver crossed ruby and gold On the moor we kissed and kissed again Amongst a tumbling tide of hurt and loss under the spell of the night Our desires take flight Under the spell of Pine needle crushed velvet ice Fire textured in light Naked fire-stone Kings She's a glimmering windswept tapestry Arm in arm Weaving spells of love beneath the singing tree Arm in Arm On the moor we kissed and kissed again As her tears turned the stars to streams of light Under the wind's whispered spell This whole world can go to Hell Under the spell of Pine needle crushed velvet ice Fire textured in light Naked fire stone Kings She's a glimmering windswept tapestry Arm in arm Weaving spells of love beneath the singing tree Arm in arm Radiating love as love is all we need Arm in arm And we kissed and kissed and kissed again Arm in arm
4.
Every night when my Pappy got drunk He kicked me right out of my bunk He said sun, you've got no spunk That's when I left for the a-side funk. The A-side Zone The A-side Zone Grooving it up in the A-side Zone Watch the drunk monk funk in his jail-house bunk to the A-side Zone It all happened when the monkey got stoned Jumped off a tree and picked up a bone Boom! He's sitting on a jungle throne Grooving it up in the A-side Zone The A-side Zone The A-side Zone Grooving it up in the A-side Zone Watch the drunk monk funk in his jail-house bunk A-side Zone Dream light from the A-side Deep inside your third eye It all happened when King-Kong died It opened up Lily's third-eye And then she read my fucking mind She said “who the hell are the Double A-side?” The A-side Zone The A-side Zone Grooving it up in the A-side Zone Watch the drunk monk funk in his jail-house bunk to the A-side Zone Dream light from the A-side
5.
buzz 04:17
Buzz Buzz Buzz... Buzz Bees flowers and the trees live a life of ease doing what they please Butterflies they're soaring through the skies They're always in disguise You can't believe your eyes Going hour to hour from flower to flower Fish people take the piss But there's one trick we've missed They're in a state of bliss Chimpanzees they're swinging through the trees Bananas are free Breakfast, lunch and tea Don't stop swinging and crying and climbing and swimming and loving and giving and living We're living in a strange world (Hour to hour from flower to flower) We're living in a strange world (Hour to hour from flower to flower) Don't stop swinging and crying and climbing and swimming and loving and giving and living Don't stop swinging and flying and climbing and swimming and loving and giving and living
6.
elevator 03:57
Floor 1 In came the sun with a silhouette Her image formed with a cigarette Floor 2 Emeralds and gold Let me sweep you off your feet Let the good times roll Want to take you to the penthouse suite Elevator (Party on the roof tonight) I'll see you later (Party on the roof tonight) I came up from the street (In the ultra-violet light) I'm heading for the penthouse suite (Party on the roof tonight) Party on the roof tonight Ooh ooooh! There's a God damn party on the roof tonight! Party on the roof tonight Ooh ooooh! (Elevate elevate elevate elevate) Floor 3 Silk lingerie satin pour mon chérie Silver and sapphire Peut-être non, peut-être oui Floor 4 Pink chiffon vision Sequin sparkles and light Tell your feather boa Party's on the roof tonight Elevator (Party on the roof tonight) I'll see you later (Party on the roof tonight) I came up from the street (In the ultra-violet light) I'm heading for the penthouse suite (Party on the roof tonight) Floor 107 – No!
7.
golden shit 03:06
Underbelly of old Delhi Where they eat monkey brains with manuka honey Down an alley dimly lit Your fate is sealed by a sleeping beauty's kiss Put the juice of a thousand carrots and the song of a thousand parrots in your bowler hat in Paris Everybody needs a Golden Shit Smuggled in from Cuba in a tuba By a U2 roadie Merck cocaine and fat cigars Fat cigars Down a mole hole Lost the plot That psychological genius' water's hot Archaeology of the mind's eye The more you dig the more you find Me and Mark made this nice joke up Its the first one we ever made ever: I knew a man who once shat solid gold so its told he ate twenty-four carrots. Everybody needs a Golden Shit
8.
Tricks with my brain Even though the light is playing tricks with my brain I've got to keep it all together And now the DJ's got me just where he wants me And who am I to complain Love Love Love will keep us all together Even though the light is playing tricks with my brain I've got to keep it all together And now the DJ's got me just where he wants me And who am I to complain Tricks with my brain Love Love Love will keep us all together
9.
Rock along sweetheart Real gone in the boutique Rolling on through the day Hanging out with the speed freaks Apple tea sha la la Early morning in the caravan Vibing with the Rastafarians Cherry Die-hard So post uncool Cherry Die-hard She's pre old-school Rock along sweetheart Making friends in the laundrette Spinning round and around Cigarette after cigarette She spent hours in the graveyard to work things out and calm her mind Watched an iridescent beetle fly high Apple Tea Sha la la She saw monkeys in the catacombs See-saw junkies going up and down Cherry Die-Hard So post uncool Cherry Die-hard She's pre old-school Down upon her hands and knees Open hearted memories praying to the Gods of Bling Kho ve ma ti va ra da na man ga la di je ye Rock along sweetheart You know that we love you
10.
Cobbled streets and syphilis Clowns are out on the town now They're taking off their noses and pulled their trousers down Cobbled streets They're playing with knives now and juggling with fire Old Coco-Clown is jumping up and jumping down and all around And they're weeping at the grave now of Charlie Chaplin In the lime-light we're tap-dancing And it only goes to show you know No matter what you say and do you can't change the way the dice come tumbling down And its easy come and easy go You sit right back and watch the show you can't change the way the dice come tumbling down And they're weeping at the grave now of Charlie Chaplin Pac-man's packed his bags and gone Passed his throne to Pokemon Said goodbye to Donkey-Kong In the jungle righting wrong While people called Dennis play virtual tennis Old Coco-Clown is jumping up and jumping down and all around And they're weeping at the grave now of Charlie Chaplin In the lime-light we're tap-dancing And it only goes to show you know No matter what you say and do you can't change the way the dice come tumbling down And its easy come and easy go You sit right back and watch the show you can't change the way the dice come tumbling down
11.
Tiptoe Turtletoise Little Gigglebox Bubble Wrapped Hiccups Jelly Baby Socks Monster Mash Pinky Moo Moo Man Titchy Horsey Skippy Jumpy Jelly Baby Giggle While Fluffy Wiggles Wiggle While Fluffy Giggles Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks Off You are Bubble Wrapped A Gigglebox Bubble Wrapped Fizzy Fuzzy Face Little Gigglebox Candy Floss Clown Feet Jelly Baby Socks Good Baddy Goody Teddy Bear Titchy Horsey Flutterflies Buttering By Giggle while Fluffy Wiggles Wiggle While Fluffy Giggles Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks Off We are Bubble Wrapped Giggleboxed Bubble Wrapped Until Fluffy Wiggles Her Socks off

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released October 15, 2012

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